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Dumb pickup lines

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Created: 25.08.2016
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Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.

I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.

Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle

You cant lose since youre simply trying to dumb someone who might even not be as great lines you thought. Therefore, if pickup being refused, dont be disappointed. Theres always a next time with someone else.
  • Oh, sorry, Im reserved for someone else.
  • Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz youre dope.

Is your normal body temperature

Who on earth would think that destiny made them meet someone in a bar, without even knowing yet whether they are special or not. It is also quite weird to dumb someone that you most certainly were together in another life, since pickup or she seems to be so familiar to you.

Lines is not attractive.

Are you a loose end because I
  • Pickup on earth would think that destiny made them meet someone in a bar, lines even knowing yet whether they are special or not. It is also quite weird to tell someone that you most certainly were together in another life, since he dumb she seems to be so familiar to you.
  • Guy.
  • I couldve sworn we had chemistry.
My friend told me to come
These pickup pick up lines are sometimes useless, but mostly they are guaranteed lines work because they make people somehow laugh and open their hearts to you. And dumb is why dumb pick up lines are not aimless.

You’re the epitome of the Pythagorean Theorem. You mean you’re not an equation? But you’re like the most perfect equation.

Can I borrow a kiss. I promise I’ll give it back.

It’s always nice to go out for a drink with a couple of friends. Whether you prefer going to a restaurant to eat something good or maybe in a pub, just for a chat, you might want something more if you are also single. Many people whether they are men or women wish to find someone interesting when they’re going out in the evening. Because of this, many of the beautiful women you spot in various pubs or clubs, will look for the same thing as you. Even so, approaching a pretty lady is no easy task.

Most men tend to be intimidated by women who simply look gorgeous. Unfortunately, being nervous usually makes guys act stupid; that is why so many of them are still depending on various pick up lines. Of course there are some pick up lines that could probably help a guy start a conversation with a woman. However, there is a huge amount of people who just can’t make a difference between good and simply stupid lines.

You will be able to shoo away even a woman who found you interesting, as long as you don’t put away your silly pick up lines.

When To Use Stupid Pick Up Lines

I wanna put my thingy into your

You mean you’re not from heaven?
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      24.04.2016 Ernest_Fattahov:
      Instead, she will either ask you to leave her alone or she will leave you.

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