Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
- Is it made of boyfriend material.
- Are you a dictionary.
Is your dad a donkey?
Because I boys see your nuts I for my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight. Your boner is giving my nipples an pick How do you like your eggs. ] I prefer mine fertilized Do you do carpeting.
Because I'm looking for a deep line Me so corny.
- Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.
- 'cause your such a fox.
- They're called "eyebrows" cus my eyes are browsin your fine ass Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
I'm a spy on a secret mission. Come in me, if you want to live My body is a movie and your penis is the star.
Do you have a napkin? You're making me wet
Your boner is giving my nipples an erection
I must be the Sun and you must be Earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
Wanna go halfsies on a baby?
OK, can we just practice then. Slow down, sugar, because Im boys diabetic. "I'd like to point out that "beautiful" has U in it. But, 'quickie' line U I together. " Can I get your picture, Line wanna show Santa what I for for Christmas. Boys an Astronaut pick my next mission is to go to URANUS Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living. Do you work for UPS or Fedex. I could have sworn I saw you checking for my package. I Have Raisins How Bout a Date I make more money than you can spend.
Wanna have sex. pick
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