7. Royalty-Infused Throw Pillows -- Unless

Signs of a high maintenance woman

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1. Long, Decorated Fingernails -- Manicures make women feel good. When our hands look nice, we feel nice. But the gal who opts for the crazy-glued, Wolverine-length nails decorated like the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, if RuPaul had painted them, has just taken a play out of the highmay handbook.

Her very expensive, plastic works of finger art render her incapable of performing the most basic of tasks. She'll expect you to wash the dishes, open anything with a top and dial her phone. Never expect a back scratch from this woman. And, as if it needs to be said, a hand job is out of the question.

6. Off-The-Boat Russian or Eastern Europeans -- Like modern-day La Femme Nikitas, the women of the Eastern Bloc are totally sexy -- only their target isn't assassins, it's the local mall. The classic highmay Slav embraces consumerism, commercialism, the gauche, luxe, and pretty much everything that is wrong with America. At best, they're shameless flirts who value flash over substance. Anna Kournikova never took the time to volley her way into the top ten, but she did make the time to land several large-scale modeling contracts and an Iglesias to boot.

At worst, they're man-eaters, gold-digging their way into a man's bank account, walking that fine line between prostitution and intentionally marrying well. While you have to respect a woman for using her wiles to get what she wants, when these Red Sonjas tell you they love you, it's not your sense of humor.

Fur situated on any jacket's exterior regions should be a warning to men: Whether she's a hipster in a vintage Jackie O number or a well-heeled fashionista in Dolce Gabbana, she's telling you, "I expect expensive touches, and if you don't believe me, get a load of my vagazzling. " 3.
  • Fur situated on any jacket's exterior regions should be a warning to men: Whether she's a hipster in a vintage Jackie O number or a well-heeled fashionista in Dolce Gabbana, she's telling you, "I expect expensive touches, and if you don't believe me, get a load of my vagazzling.
  • But the gal who opts for the crazy-glued, Wolverine-length nails decorated like the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, if RuPaul had painted them, has just taken a play out of the highmay handbook. Her very expensive, plastic works of finger art render her incapable of performing the most basic of tasks.

4. Pink Rhinestone Cell Phone Covers

Never expect a back scratch from this woman. And, as if it needs to be said, a hand job is out of the question. Fur-Lined Jackets - There is no reason for fur to line the outside of jacket's hood.

1. Long, Decorated Fingernails -- Manicures make Since you can't seem to figure it
Besides elongating the leg, they tone the thigh muscle - which means women get to skip yoga and the meditationTourette's refrain running through the mind over the course of the class. But any heel over three inches is simply a disaster waiting to happen. Even if you're not drunk.

1. Long, Decorated Fingernails -- Manicures make women feel good. When our hands look nice, we feel nice. But the gal who opts for the crazy-glued, Wolverine-length nails decorated like the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, if RuPaul had painted them, has just taken a play out of the highmay handbook. Her very expensive, plastic works of finger art render her incapable of performing the most basic of tasks. She'll expect you to wash the dishes, open anything with a top and dial her phone.

Never expect a back scratch from this woman. And, as if it needs to be said, a hand job is out of the question.

Since you can't seem to figure it out for yourselves, I'm going to be like your cool older sister who bought your sorry fifteen-year-old ass beer from the Quickmart and offer you a few tips on how to preemptively spot a high maintenance (or, as I like to call it, highmay) girlfriend.

4. Pink Rhinestone Cell Phone Covers -- Something about this item screams vagazzled to me, but that's another conversation. Here's the thing, the cell phone is a sleek, utilitarian, futuristic piece of machinery. And if she's dressing it up with a cover she ordered from the pretty, pretty princess catalog, guys, you might as well resign yourselves to a lifetime of pink monogrammed towel sets and kitten-heeled slippers (that are lined with fur).

What this girl really wants is for a prince (you) to ride up in his white BMW and rescue her from having to work for a living.

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      09.05.2016 Salvador_Bandito:
      She woman to be or thinks of herself as a person of nobility and signs expect you to lavish her with present and gifts befitting someone of her status. Due to the maintenance of noblesse oblige, she'll treat anyone in her company like footmen, jesters, handmaidens, and eunuchs of her royal court. If you end up with this woman, your buddies will end high buying you a wedding present, a throw pillow inscribed with the words, "I'm My Wife's Bitch.

      04.05.2016 Artem_Amedickana:
      Before her name, she is not a queen. And when you see a dame's throw pillow with words like "princess" or "throne," or expressions like "Queen of the Castle," it is, essentially, her down feathered vision wall.

      08.05.2016 Drunken_Dolphin:
      The high highmay Slav embraces consumerism, commercialism, the gauche, luxe, and pretty much everything that woman wrong with America. At best, maintenance shameless flirts who value flash over substance. Anna Kournikova never took the time to volley her way into the top ten, signs she did make the time to land several large-scale modeling contracts and an Iglesias to boot.

      27.04.2016 Typaya_Pizda:
      If she can't get through the day without someone, or something, making her feel loved at all times, imagine what she'll be like at 3AM when you're not there by her side. Text-stalking, multiple calls and jealous Cosmo-infused rants are not only likely, they should be expected. More:.

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